Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Peevin'

1) Still, and always: people who talk on cell phones while they are simultaneously making a purchase. rudest thing ever. do humanity a favor and wait the 1 minute and 30 seconds the transaction will take to complete to make or recieve that call. And don't procreate.

2) people who let their dogs run off leash. they never seem to take into account the fact that dogs on leashes can become VERY upset at being accosted by a loose canine "buddy". or that at the least provocation the unleashed dog may bound into traffic...or just run away.

3) the fact that so few of my readers leave comments. or maybe I just have no readers. no. I refuse to accept that. damn lurkers! :P

4) working until 10pm and having to go back in to work at 7am.

5) people who NEVER EVER NO MATTER WHAT miss their breaks, even though others of us are busting ass to get stuff done.

6) needing 7 or more hours of sleep each night.

7) needing a job. period. and not being able to stay home and be a momma and go hiking with the hounds and take care of the house and just live.

8) not having any alchohol tolerance so that the Rockstar21 that I'm suckin down pretty much immediately makes me stoopid and overly chatty. and sleepy.... :D

5 comments:

shannon said...

tee hee. i read and agree with chris that when there arew new posts it's like a gift.

i agree about the cell phone users. just yesterday i was behind a guy at my favorite coffee shop. they have a sign saying, "please refrain from using your cell phone while ordering" and you know what he was on, don't you. i wanted to push in front of him sooooo badly. :) i'm devious that way sometimes.

Jack K. said...

It is always a treat to read your posts. Thanks for giving my behavior a name. I might even consider adding it to my resume. Lurker First Class. How's that for a swelled head? Now I have something else to ponder. How many lurkers are there around my sites?

I agree with Shannon and Chris, your posts are always a welcome sight and I look forward to reading them. Although it may seem difficult to believe, there are times when I have nothing to say.

Have you tried practicing your yodeling while the customer is on the phone? Or, just wait on the next person in line. Or, and this is not recommended, but devious, just shoot the SOB. Use a water pistol. That may even take care of your job quandry. Who knows, you might even be able to contract out to retail establishments who have a no phone call policy. Be sure to charge them enough. Good help is difficult to come by.

Enjoy life!

shannon said...

Dad's been all about the water guns lately...hmmmm.

I say charge them a cell phone usage fee (you know something ridiculous) and tell them it's company policy. :)

Although I do like the idea of practicing your yodeling as well.

dollar39 said...

Sorry I haven't been leaving any comments lately. I start to and then feel like I am just being stupid, bitchy, boring, etc. and then delete what I was typing. Love reading your blog!

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